After Wikipedia blackrout, somewhere, a student today is doing original research and getting his/her facts straight. Perish the thought.
I’ll pass this along instead.
SO. MUCH. SHIT GOING ON. RIGHT NOW.
From the linked article:
Lots of people reading our story Rick Santorum’s Anal Sex Problem right now.
Help us spread this thing far and wide, people.
For voters who decide to look him up online, one of the top three search results is usually the site SpreadingSantorum.com, which explains that Santorum’s last name is a sexual neologism for “the frothy mixture of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the byproduct of anal sex.”
Heh…heh…heh…spread far and wide…heh…heh…heh…
“Spreading ‘em for Santorum”